Crazy Uncle Joe

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On 19 February, our nation’s favorite Crazy Uncle Joe participated in an online Facebook “townhall” hosted by Parent’s Magazine.

Of course, he pontificated on how an AR-15 isn’t very useful for self-defense purposes, recommending one use a double-barreled shotgun instead. Have a look at the short clip below; the fun starts at the 0.55 mark.

Huh?… What?…

Instant replay, please…

“I said, ‘Jill, if there’s ever a problem, just walk out on the balcony here, walk out and put that double-barrel shotgun and fire two blasts outside the house.’”

So, let me see if I have this right. You load your double-barrel shotgun, walk outside the house in which you were safest, and fire both barrels into the air… leaving you exposed, defenseless, and out of ammo.

Sounds like a helluva plan to me.

I wonder if this is what he recommends to his Secret Service guardians. And if he does, how they manage to contain their gales of responding laughter…

© Brian Baker 2013

37 comments on “Crazy Uncle Joe

  1. Gunny G says:

    Biden is a half-wit. As far as I am concerned, 90% of the clowns in DC are subhuman and dumber than dirt. The only ones stupider are the morons who vote for them.

  2. Nee says:

    Mwahaaa. It ranks up there with that CO dude who said that college campuses have safe zones, and call boxes for women who can use them in case of rape…along with their rape whistles not guns!! “Um, hey could you not rip my clothes just now, I’ve got to get to that call box…I’ve got to get my rape whistle, my rape kazoo, rape vuvuzela…!!!”
    You might “feel” like you are going to be raped, but do you want to shoot your date? You bet your ass, Bob Beckel, You bet your ass. He actually said someone on a date wouldn’t shoot them if a rape were occurring. I’ve been there, and had I a weapon, I would have shot the person, or had he known I packed, it would never have happened. Period. Where are these people’s brains, for God’s sake?

    • BrianR says:

      Sorry to hear you were a victim, Nee.

      You nailed it. These people don’t have any brains at all. They’re spouting off about a topic they know absolutely nothing at all. Like life is some big video game, with all kinds of rules and a “reset” button.


      • Nee says:

        No apology necessary…I am not one of those people who is affected forever by shit that happens. I was young and knew nothing about the way people operate. The Army was a great teacher.

  3. Buck says:

    Actually happened in Houston, Texas some years back.
    A “brother” tried to rob a Safeway with a double barrel. He jumped up on the checkout counter and screamed it was a holdup and fired a shot. Then for emphasis he fired another….
    The MICU took him to the ICU.. with a police escort.
    I’m not lying………………..

    • BrianR says:


      Well, there ya go…!

      Definitely from the shallow end of the gene pool. I wonder if he weas related to Crazy Uncle Joe.

  4. clyde says:

    First off,the asshole is lying. He NEVER said to Jill ANYTHING of the sort. She would send her BODYGUARD out to see WTF is up. And to think this assclown is but a heartbeat away from assuming the throne. As much as it pains me to say,Joe,may you have 4 more years of good health,and the ability to amaze us with your stunning stupidity. As bad as Obama sucks as potus,imagine THIS shit-for-brains at the helm. (shudder).

    • BrianR says:

      Clyde, he’s lying his ass off. “Yeah, Jill, grab the double-barrel and fire 2 warning shots. Just ignore those Secret Service dudes downstairs”.

      We’re supposed to but THAT????

      This is just more proof that Obozo put him on the ticket as a life insurance policy. Who’d shoot Obozo knowing Crazy Uncle Joe would be taking over?

  5. CW says:

    I regret to say that I am pathetic because I know nothing about guns; however, I take it as a given that anything coming out of the mouth and mind of Joe Biden is monumentally stupid.

    That is my excuse for the fact that I was quite distracted by the, um, “guy” conducting the interview. Is there some reason that gay men can’t be gay and still talk like men instead of eleven year-old girls???

    BTW, he didn’t look too happy with Ol’ Joe’s answer to just get the shotgun out. He probably thinks the attacker just needs a hug.

    • BrianR says:

      LOL, CW!

      Gotta say, the first time I watched the clip I had the same reaction: What’s with that guy’s VOICE? Is that a girl with real short hair, maybe?

      It was very distracting.

    • Bill says:

      Better late than never. Somewhere Joe said something about a 12 gauge double barrel. If Jill fired that off her balcony po Joe would be in the dog house forever. Especially if she didn’t shoulder it correctly. Do a Youtube search for women and shotguns…

      • BrianR says:

        Yeah, that was hilarious. If you scroll on down, into my “older posts”, you’ll see an essay I wrote discussing that. It was hilarious!

  6. garnet92 says:

    I thought the same thing – that the interviewer was of “undetermined” gender – how does an androgynous he/she fit in a Parents Magazine environment????? Does he/she “go either way”?

    And I love that comment by Nee, “I’ve got to get my … my rape kazoo, rape vuvuzela…!!!” Rape kazoo, rape vuvuzela, hilarious!

    Poor Uncle Joe, God love him.

    That’s the way Texans characterize someone who is “slow.” We’re just trying to be kind, but everyone knows that he has to get naked to count to 21.

    I’m surprised that Barry let him out again. Every time he says something in public, he gets another mouthful of Shinola (at least I think it’s Shinola). It’s obvious that he really doesn’t know shit from Shinola (except by taste) when it comes to guns.

    But he does contribute something useful to Omammy’s administration – comic relief – and that’s about the only thing useful in this administration.

  7. Hardnox says:

    I’m amazed that they let him out of the Naval Observatory. Frankly they should commit him to St. Elizabeth’s. The sad reality is that the lemmings bob their heads in agreement whenever Biden, Zero, or any lefty pontificate on what we know is utterly wrong or stupid.

    Come to think of it….I’m thinking we are all geniuses in comparison! 🙂

  8. Hardnox says:

    By the way, if that interviewer isn’t gay, then I’m the pope.

  9. Buck says:

    You sure getting naked would still give him enough digits to make 21????????

  10. Grey Neely says:

    Brian, I am ashamed of you. You actually compared your 3 year old grandaughter’s intelligence to that of most Liberals. I want you to know that my 3 year old grandson is very upset with you. As you will recall we have already agreed for them to have a date as soon as they are old enough. Tristan said to me that he knows that he and your grandaughter are “way smarter” than Liberals. (No lie, those were his exact words. I am not sure he truly understands what a Liberal is; but his grandfather has taught him that they are not to be trusted.)

    As for buying a shotgun, my son-in-law is looking at doing just that. He is looking at a .12 gauge Mossberg and a Remington, both pumps. But then again he already has a pistol (.38 Special) and a rifle (.30-30). He said he was tired of borrowing one of my .16 gauge shotguns to go dove or quail hunting. Plus, the pump would be an excellent home defense weapon or as a backup carried by my daughter while he investigates (and carries the revolver).

    As for Uncle Joe, in Mississippi he could be the poster child for stupidity in elected Democrat politicians.

    (I did love Nee’s “Rape Kazoo”.)

    • BrianR says:

      Gray, you have properly chastised me. I stand corrected, my head bowed in shame. My only hope is that the munchkin can find it in her heart to forgive me when she grows up.

      Now, needless to say, I don’t think there’s ANYTHING wrong with a shotgun, nor with using one for defense. I have one of each kind: pump, double-barrel, and semi-auto.

      But walking out of a protected area (your home) into a fully exposed position and wasting all your ammo by shooting it into the air strikes me as a questionable defense strategy, to say the least.

  11. Buck says:

    Speaking of half-wits and nit wits, ever notice how there are no imbiciles, idiots or morons around any more???
    Now everyone is “autistic”…

  12. Buck says:

    Seriously. Are those “autistic” people now what we used to call imbiciles, idiots and morons?

    • BrianR says:

      I’m sure there’s at least an element of that. Modern dignoses have become more accurate and discerning. Downe’s Syndrome victims used to be called “Mongoloid Idiots”.

  13. Buck says:

    Ever see that picture of Billy the Kid? I think he probably was a Mongo0loid Idiot…

  14. Mrs. AL says:

    Biden actually makes the Resident look more reasonable. That’s why he was chosen. Biden is also used as a distraction such that people might take their eyes off the real shenanigans happening in D.C.

  15. Nee says:

    Brian– Mona Charen has a “Bread And Circuses” column up… I say you link her to yours!! 🙂

  16. thedrpete says:

    There is way too much fun going on here, and at America’s veep’s expense. How about a modicum of decorum?

    • BrianR says:

      LOL, DrP!

      I’d love to… really, I would…

      You don’t think I’ve offered this the decorum and respect Crazy Uncle Joe’s so rightfully earned?

      BTW, good to see you have something new up at your place. I came; I saw; I’m about to comment over there.

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